Friday, July 3, 2015

The Blind Yet Kind Princess

There was once a princess that was blind,
but she was also quite kind.
Her sister Mary
was a little scary
So everybody liked the princess that was blind

Mary grew jealous 
that her sister was precious
so she ran away

But during the journey,
an attorney
made her try some tea,
which instantly 
made her fall asleep.

The kingdom was wary
about poor little Mary
and decided to find out what had happened

What they didn't expect,
was their princess was trapped
in the “Mirror of the Vain” 
on Mt. Tricklestain
and that they wouldn't be able to help her

But the blind princess set out
without a single pout,
to find her sister
who was trapped in the “Mirror of the Vain”
on Mt. Tricklestain

There when she found her,
Mary was all but a blur
in the reflection of the mirror

Since the princess couldn't see,
the mirror couldn't hurt thee
for the princess could not feel vain

The princess broke the curse
and opened her magic purse,
that transported them back
to the city of McKnack

After that
Mary sat 
and thought about her wrongdoings.

Then she, Mary
who had been scary
was not vain anymore
and married King Moore

And they lived happily ever after

Monday, April 13, 2015

Update: April 2015

   
        Hey guys! This isn't a full or normal post, but I think you guys are wondering why the last post I've written was two weeks ago. Well, I left on Friday to St. Petersburg, and arrived the next week on Saturday. So, I apologize for that.
        On a side note, I will continue blogging this Friday just like usual, so be sure to check in then!
        Ciao!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

How to Write a Book


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It's hard writing books, you know that much. You've been searching the Internet for hours, just trying to find some new information. That is, until you come here. I've finally figured out the 10 secrets to writing, and you are in luck, because I'm sharing them with you.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

DIY Art Travel Case Review

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Being an urban artist is hard. You have to have all the materials in one place, but in such a way that you can easily take it out and put it away again. There are many different portable cases for your supplies, but they cost so much! I wouldn't exactly want to pay forty dollars, especially if I figured out a way to make one for only fourteen dollars, with stuff around the house.

Friday, March 20, 2015

50 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

                       
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     I like to be surprised from time to time. And I don't mean like "scared" surprised, but you know that moment when you're just mind blown from a factoid? Well, I sure do, and to share that "aha!" feeling, I present you a fifty item list that will make your head explode.


Sunday, March 15, 2015

First Chapter Cliches

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      Do you ever feel like this lady when you read a book? If I find a new book I would like to read, I usually go to a library first. This way, if I truly like it then I would go to a bookstore and pay for it, and if I really hated it, then I would happy dance that it was free.
      Most of the time I stop at the first chapter. Why? Well, it's too cliche, and by the time I'm done with the first page, I know what's going to happen next. If you are an author (like I am) you really need to know how to hook people, and how to bore people. 
   
  So, I made a small list of the top first chapter cliches.

Friday, March 6, 2015

20 Things To Do When You're Bored

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     Honestly, what should you do when you're bored? Have you checked Twitter? Yes. How about YouTube? Yes. We have all done these things, and even though these sites are supposed to provide entertainment, we tend to become bored from them.   
      Being a simple-minded blogger, I've composed a 20 item list on what to do when you're bored.